The Speakeasy Syndicate Presents : THE TRANS BALKAN EXPRESSWAY! GYPSY BASS EXPLOSION A rowdy, sexy night of Balkan Beats, Gypsy Bass, Klezmer House and Trap Slap smashers! Swing your ass off to the bass thump of the dirty, crazy remixed sounds of wild horn bands and flaming accordions! From Bosnia Crunk to Yugoslavian Cyber Funk. This communist party is going make sure everyone has the same amount of FUN!
Let the vodka flow and come get BUCK DAMN WILD with us! There is also ...
THE MURDER STREET DAMES BURLESQUE TROUPE!
These Ladies will be barring heart and soul and maybe more! for you lucky bastards! Low down
and dirty BURLESQUE at it's finest with a gypsy twist that will pop your top!
THERE IS NO WAY YOU CANNOT GO TO THIS!
THE MUSIC WILL BE INSANE!
THE WOMEN WILL BE DANGEROUSLY HOT!
THE DRINKS WILL BE ICE COLD!
Put on your finest hat and striped pants and come to dance and swing and rip your damn shirt off! SPECIAL PRIZES WILL BE AWARDED FOR PURPLE AND STRIPED OUTFITS! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!
DOORS OPEN AT 8:30 8$ 21 AND UP!